Maybe Its Time For A Little Humor!
Church Bulletin Bloopers:
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
The Pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."
Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some old ones.